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Post your favorite movie quotes, monologues, dialogues, etc... in this thread. |
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| #101 |
7-09-2006 @ 08:30:56 PM |
| Posted By : solid_snake |
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#97, Maggie Jacobs: [trying to persuade Andy to ask Ross Kemp for a line] Just talk to him. Tell him you loved him in Eastenders, Spandau Ballet...
Andy Millman: He wasn't in Spandau Ballet. You're thinking of Martin Kemp.
Maggie Jacobs: Aren't they brothers?
Andy Millman: In Spandau Ballet it's Martin and Gary Kemp.
Maggie Jacobs: So who's this one?
Andy Millman: Ross Kemp.
Maggie Jacobs: Who's his brother?
Andy Millman: I... I don't know if he's got a brother.
Maggie Jacobs: Yes, he has, he has. The bald one, looks just like him, works in the Queen Vic.
Andy Millman: Phil Mitchell?
Maggie Jacobs: Yes.
Andy Millman: Well, they're brothers on the show but they're not brothers in real life.
Maggie Jacobs: Yes, they are! They're the Mitchell brothers.
Andy Millman: [getting exasperated] What do you mean the Mitchell brothers? You know his name's Ross Kemp!
[Maggie is still looking very puzzled]
Andy Millman: What bit's confusing you?
Maggie Jacobs: [after a pause. mumbles] They're brothers.
Andy Millman: "They're brothers".
[an extra walks by wearing a futuristic sci-fi costume]
Andy Millman: Is that confusing you too? Do you think we've landed in the future?
Maggie Jacobs: Shut your face!
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| #103 |
7-26-2006 @ 05:40:38 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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Dog Soldiers
Where's Spoon?!
There is no Spoon.
xD
The whole movie was simply hilarious. Funny dialogue coupled to brit/scottish accents made me laugh my ass off.
[Edited by Sensekhmet on 7-26-2006 @ 05:41:46 AM]
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| #104 |
8-02-2006 @ 03:09:49 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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Inside Man:
My name is Dalton Russell, pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and never repeat myself. I told you my name, that's the Who. The Where can most readily be described as a prison cell. But there is a vast difference from being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy, recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery, that's also the When. As for the Why, beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How, and therein, as the bard tells us, lies the rub.
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| #105 |
8-20-2006 @ 05:22:24 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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A classic moment from Evil Dead 2:
Demon Henrietta: "I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swall -"
*Voice cut off as Ash stomps on her throat and levels his shotgun to her face.*
Ash: "Swallow this."
*BANG!*
[Edited by Skid on 8-20-2006 @ 05:23:35 PM]
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| #107 |
10-13-2006 @ 02:45:11 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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Bubba Ho-Tep:
*While translating hieroglyphic graffiti in the bathroom*
JFK: Now this top line translates into, "Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers," and the bottom line, "Cleopatra does the nasty."
Elvis: Say what?
JFK: Well pretty much, that's the best I can translate it.
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| #108 |
10-13-2006 @ 09:15:39 AM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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Crap, someone already did this one
[Edited by Low-Tech Redneck on 10-13-2006 @ 09:17:46 AM]
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| #112 |
12-22-2006 @ 12:15:41 PM |
Posted By : DiRF  |
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Soapdish
*actors are reading lines off of a teleprompter*
Dr. Randall, what a surprise! Are you having lunch here?
I will if it's that sample. Huh... I wish it was that simple.
[offstage] This guy never heard of contact lenses?
The test results have come back.
And?
And I'm afraid the results are very disturbing. It seems that Angelique has a rare case of brake fluid...
Bran... fluid. Bran flavor.
[offstage] What the hell?
Brain fever!
Say it!
Brain fever!
Yes. Brain fever. Or what we call in Austria...
[they both goggle at the word]
Kopfgeschlagen. At the current rate of inflation, her brain will laterally explore the...
Literally explode?
Exactly, within the next three houses.
Hours?
Yes, will literally explode within next three hours. I would suggest leaving the restraint.
Restaurant?
Restaurant, yes.
Her brain will actually explode?
Yes, yes, I've, um, seen it happen. It's a dreadful, dreadful thug. Thing.
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| #113 |
12-22-2006 @ 12:17:33 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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"OI!!! Keep your hands out of my SOUP!!!"
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, a movie full of much clever dialogue, all of which I have forgotten... hence the quote I posted.
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| #116 |
3-25-2007 @ 12:46:58 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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Red vs. Blue
Doc: I joined the Army as a conscientious objector....I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: You're a thing babies suck on?
Tucker: No, that's a pedophile.
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| #117 |
3-25-2007 @ 12:49:52 AM |
| Posted By : Subourbon187 |
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"Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese?"
"I think I'm blind!"
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| #119 |
11-28-2007 @ 07:00:56 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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#113, "And another thing....they'll be armed."
"Armed? With what?"
"Uh....bad breath. Feather dusters. What do you think? Guns, you tit!"
"Guns? You didn't say nothin' 'bout no guns. This has gone from 'the easiest job in the fucking world' to 'we might lose our fucking lives'!"
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| #120 |
1-30-2008 @ 06:46:18 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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"Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. "
Training Day
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