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| #121 |
1-30-2008 @ 06:57:29 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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"Baby: Just in case anyone's interested, I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles.
Otis: [in a mocking tone] "I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles."
Baby: Don't you fucking imitate me, it's fucking rude!
[mocking]
Baby: "I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack...”
Otis: Fuck you.
Baby: Fuck you!
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Two fucking seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you?
Otis: Yes, it is going to kill me! I have calculated the time, and two seconds is the exact amount of time that is a hazard to my fucking health. "
The Devil's Rejects
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| #122 |
1-30-2008 @ 06:58:31 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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"Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
[mutual laughter]
Susan: What's that about clown business?
[laughs nervously]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch? "
"Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis B. Driftwood: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. "
The Devil's Rejects
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| #123 |
1-30-2008 @ 08:10:55 AM |
| Posted By : 454Nova |
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Big Lebowski
The Stranger: But Dude, do you have to use so many curse words?
The Dude: What the fuck are you talking about?
[Edited by 454Nova on 1-30-2008 @ 08:11:39 AM]
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| #125 |
2-04-2008 @ 12:09:06 PM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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The Descent
Holly: One bat, two bats, fifty bats!
Beth: Holly... Fuck off
28 Days Later
Major Henry West: This is what I've seen in the four weeks since infection. People killing people. Which is much what I saw in the four weeks before infection, and the four weeks before that, and before that, and as far back as I care to remember. People killing people. Which to my mind, puts us in a state of normality right now.
Jim: No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.
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| #126 |
2-07-2008 @ 03:16:07 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb:
General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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| #127 |
3-11-2008 @ 03:39:00 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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Shaun of the Dead
"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in pie. And there's an 'I' in meat pie. Anagram of 'meat' is 'team'....I don't know what he was talking about."
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| #128 |
3-11-2008 @ 07:11:46 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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The Fog
Kathy Williams: Sandy, you're the only person I know who can make "Yes, Ma'am" sound like "screw you".
Sandy Fadel: Yes, Ma'am.
Mr. Machen: 11:55, almost midnight. Enough time for one more story. One more story before 12:00, just to keep us warm. In five minutes, it will be the 21st of April. One hundred years ago on the 21st of April, out in the waters around Spivey Point, a small clipper ship drew toward land. Suddenly, out of the night, the fog rolled in. For a moment, they could see nothing, not a foot in front of them. Then, they saw a light. By God, it was a fire burning on the shore, strong enough to penetrate the swirling mist. They steered a course toward the light. But it was a campfire, like this one. The ship crashed against the rocks, the hull sheared in two, mars snapped like a twig. The wreckage sank, with all the men aboard. At the bottom of the sea, lay the Elizabeth Dane, with her crew, their lungs filled with salt water, their eyes open, staring to the darkness. And above, as suddenly as it come, the fog lifted, receded back across the ocean and never came again. But it is told by the fishermen, and their fathers and grandfathers, that when the fog returns to Antonio Bay, the men at the bottom of the sea, out in the water by Spivey Point will rise up and search for the campfire that led them to their dark, icy death.
[bells ring distantly]
Mr. Machen: 12:00, the 21st of April.
[Edited by Sensekhmet on 3-11-2008 @ 07:14:01 AM]
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| #129 |
3-12-2008 @ 01:32:28 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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#128, Great creepy movie. Way better than the shitty remake.
I don't know why, but the scene where Adrienne Barbeau is driving to the lighthouse listening to the Coast Guard report about the missing boat....that scene has always scared the hell out of me.
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| #130 |
3-12-2008 @ 05:01:19 PM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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#129, I just watched the remake and, god, what a mistake that was. Stupid movie about stupid people, and poorly made to boot. How could they fuck up so badly?
But there's one good thing in the remake.
It makes you appreciate the original so much more.
Speaking of which, I'm downloading it now. I want to see the english version, only saw it dubbed.
Then it's tea, lights off, headphones on... one more story before midnight.
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| #131 |
4-01-2008 @ 05:10:59 PM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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The Mist
David Drayton: He's a fucking kid. He's supposed to be stupid. What's your excuse?
Dan Miller: What are you saying? What are you proposing?
Mrs. Carmody: If we all prepare... to meet our maker...
Jim Grondin: Oh, prepare to meet shit!
Brent Norton: David, there's nothing out there. Nothing in the mist.
David Drayton: What if you're wrong?
Brent Norton: Then, I guess... the joke will be on me afterall.
Amanda Dunfrey: You don't have much faith in humanity, do you?
Dan Miller: None, whatsoever.
Bud Brown: For Christ's sake, Ollie. You want me to report you? You want to lose your job? Look, I'm gonna be taking down names, starting with you. And I am prepared to file a police report.
Ollie: Fine, write down your names.
Bud Brown: I will.
Ollie: And in the mean time, shut the fuck up and listen.
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| #132 |
5-29-2008 @ 07:48:56 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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Das Boot
Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen: I... really wanted to screw my brains out. But now, I am not in the condition to fuck!
Captain: It's alright!
Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen: Sieg Heil!
Captain: Phillip, the old bunch is gone. Look at these new heroes. All wind and smoke. Just big mouths.
Thomsen: Yeah, yeah. They keep together, balls in hand. And the belief in our Fuhrer in their eyes.
Captain: They will know in time.
Captain: Not bad in here, is it? No mail, no telephone. Solid wood paneling. Well-ventilated boat. Free food, too. "Rolling in clover" we are.
Der Leitende: ...Like fresh horse-droppings. They're "Rolling in clover" as well. They have no need to make a living. They're even allowed to smoke.
Pilgrim: Hey, have you got any hair up your nose?
Frenssen: Why?
Pilgrim: I've got some up my ass. Maybe we can tie them together?
Captain: Take pictures of the crew returning, not putting out to sea.
Lt. Werner: Why?
Captain: They'll have grown beards by then. It would shame the Tommies to see mere boys give them Hell. Baby faces. Ones that should still suck mama's breast.
[pause]
Captain: I feel ancient around these kids, like I'm on some Children's Crusade.
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| #133 |
5-29-2008 @ 07:51:56 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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#132, Captain: Okay, men, now listen. We're going to blow out the water now and see if we can get our rear ends out of the sand. If we make it to the surface, things could still get pretty rough. Traffic's heavy up there. And we have to pray the engines start, so we can get out of this mess. The condition the boat is in, we have got to head straight for La Rochelle. If we make it... it's half a bottle of beer for each! There is one thing on our side. They won't be expecting us.
Captain: They won't catch us this time! Not this time! They haven't spotted us! No, they're all snoring in their bunks! Or, you know what? They're drinking at the bar, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, my friends. Not yet!
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| #134 |
7-03-2008 @ 06:29:43 PM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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The Kingdom
Gideon Young: I'm gonna bury you.
James Grace: You know, Westmoreland made all of us officers write our own obituaries during Tet, when we thought The Cong were gonna end it all right there. And, once we clued into the fact that life is finite, the thought of losing it didn't scare us anymore. The end comes no matter what, the only thing that matters is how do you wanna go out, on your feet or on your knees? I bring that lesson to this job. I act, knowing that someday this job will end, no matter what. You should do the same.
James Grace: Well, we would like to be on the record as saying the FBI would like an Evidence Response Team on the ground in Riyadh now.
Ellis Leach: Doesn't your team in that country represent exactly the kind of... of target that these masters would die for? They'd trade ten of their own for one of you.
James Grace: Not to go after criminals because they might try to harm you is really not a policy of the FBI. See, we try not to say uncle. We try.
Ronald Fleury: I want in immediately.
Prince Thamer: Define immediately.
Ronald Fleury: Right the fuck now immediately.
Adam Leavitt: We're going to Riyadh? Is that right?
Ronald Fleury: Yep.
Grant Sykes: State Department said yes?
Ronald Fleury: Nope.
Adam Leavitt: White House?
Ronald Fleury: Nope.
Adam Leavitt: We bringing security?
Ronald Fleury: No.
Adam Leavitt: This is really going to suck, I think.
Adam Leavitt: What are four people supposed to do over there in five days, anyways?
Grant Sykes: Weren't you the one that practically demanded we go this morning?
Adam Leavitt: Yeah, I didn't say I. I said FBI.
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| #137 |
3-02-2009 @ 06:55:02 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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Le Mans
Lisa Belgetti: When people risk their lives, shouldn't it be for something very important?
Michael Delaney: Well, it better be.
Lisa Belgetti: But what is so important about driving faster than anyone else?
Michael Delaney: Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing... it's life. Anything that happens before or after... is just waiting.
[Edited by Sensekhmet on 3-02-2009 @ 06:57:59 AM]
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| #138 |
3-02-2009 @ 09:20:25 AM |
| Posted By : Disrupture |
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Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
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| #139 |
3-02-2009 @ 11:19:57 AM |
| Posted By : Sensekhmet |
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Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Brother Maynard: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
Second brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
Brother Mynard: Amen
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