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on: 10-12-2004
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Post your favorite movie quotes, monologues, dialogues, etc... in this thread. |
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| #21 |
10-13-2004 @ 04:43:07 AM |
| Posted By : DA_MAISTA |
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The best line, out of the best movie of all time "Conan the Barbarian":
Crush your enemys
see zem driven before you
an hear ze lamentation of ze women!
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| #22 |
10-13-2004 @ 07:37:58 AM |
| Posted By : kstagger |
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woman : You are the greatest lover I have ever had.
woody allen : Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
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| #25 |
10-23-2004 @ 09:36:59 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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"Alright you primative screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my
BOOMSTICK!!!! It's a 12ga double barrel Remington. S-marts top of the
line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. Thats right,
this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about
199.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel and a hair trigger.
That's right, shop smart, shop S-mart. YOU ALL GOT THAT!!!!!"
Bruce Campbell
Evil Dead III (AKA Army of Darkness)
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| #28 |
10-24-2004 @ 11:18:07 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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Futurama
Hermes: While your down at city hall, pick me up a lisence to kill application please
Leela : Weapons or bare hands?
Hermes: What does piano wire count as?
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| #29 |
10-25-2004 @ 01:33:44 AM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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Jackie Brown
*Ordell has just bailed Beaumont out of prison and orders him into the trunk of a car*
Beaumont : I just ain't getting in no goddamn, dirty-ass trunk man. I got a problem with small places.
Ordell : Well I got a problem with spending ten thousand dollars on ungrateful, peanut-head niggers to get 'em out of jail, but I did it!
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| #31 |
11-05-2004 @ 08:04:35 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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"The Critic"
You can't even do one lousy situp marty? THe fat kid from Easter Island could do one!
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| #33 |
11-05-2004 @ 08:10:58 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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#32, Miranda : It's so crowded in here
Duke : Want me to have em' all killed? I can do that.
Duke: Jay, when I run for president, I want you to be my speechwriter, I need to connect with the little guy, who's only making $500,000 a year
Orson Welles : Rosebud brand peas, they're full of country goodness, and green peaness. Wait a minute, that sounded terrible! I quit! *takes peas* mmmm, they're even better when youre dead!!!
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| #35 |
11-05-2004 @ 08:13:36 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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MegasXLR
Coop: I've beaten guys bigger than this
Jamie: *Pause* NO YOU HAVEN'T! THIS THING'S A FLIPPIN' PLANET!!!!!
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| #36 |
11-05-2004 @ 08:14:06 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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#34, Meh, the last time I saw that show, I was in college, and it was STILL as funny.........
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| #38 |
11-05-2004 @ 08:19:26 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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*Jay writes a Hollywood screenplay*
Jay: Wow, I feel so inspired, like some divine hand is guiding my work!
*scene cuts to hell*
Devil : Yes! Another lousy sequel is well on it's way, bwahahahahahaha!
Devil's Secretary : Sir, the cast of "wings" is on the line, they'd like another season
Devil : Tell them there are limits to even my power!
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| #40 |
11-15-2004 @ 09:41:47 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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From "Tremors"
Burt: "Broke into the wrong god-damned Rec room didn't you ya bastard???!
[Edited by Low-Tech Redneck on 11-15-2004 @ 09:42:59 PM]
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