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Submitted by: DiRF
Comments: 156  (Read/Post)     Favorites: 2  (View)
Submitted on: 10-12-2004
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Post your favorite movie quotes, monologues, dialogues, etc... in this thread.


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11-15-2004 @ 09:41:59 PM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Clint Eastwood from "Dirty Harry"

I know what you're thinking, did he fire all 6 shots or only 5? Well, to tell the truth, in all the excitement, I kinda lost track myself, but seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, the world's most powerful handgun, that can blow your head clean off your shoulders, you got to be asking yourself just one question right now. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?!

11-15-2004 @ 09:48:05 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
Mom and Dad Save the World

Hold it, Spengo! That's MY wife you've got there, that's MY world you're about to blow up and THAT *points to guy about to be killed* ...that's just some guy I met!

11-15-2004 @ 09:55:41 PM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Bruce Cambell in "Army of Darkness"

"Evil" Ash - See, I'm the bad Ash, and you're the good Ash, that's right, you're just a little goody-two shoes! *sings* Little goody-two shoes! Little goddy-two shoes!

"Good" Ash - *racks shotgun* Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun! *BLAM!*

11-21-2004 @ 12:01:11 AM
Posted By : solid_snake Reply | Edit | Del
Venture Bros.

secret agent tester:On the shooting range you refused to use a gun, on the driving course you totaled every car but the one you were in and on the written test you just drew the guy with wings from the led zeppelin covers
sampson:Icarus. So what are you trying to say little man, you don't like zep?

11-21-2004 @ 12:07:41 AM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Brock: Hey! Pirate! I got your key, hope you're hungry because I'm gonna FEED it to ya!

11-27-2004 @ 12:30:26 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
Pretty Woman

"So you want 6 nights, days too... 4 grand."
"6 nights at $300 a night, that's $1800"
"But you want days too."
"Is that a yes?"

11-27-2004 @ 12:31:52 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del

"You told him I was a kind man... how kind is it to give life, only to take it away again?"
"Life is given and taken away from all of us."
"Why doesn't that comfort me?"
"Because you ARE a kind man... and because he's your friend."

11-27-2004 @ 02:56:43 PM
Posted By : Skid Reply | Edit | Del
From Die Hard, after McClane has climbed into a ventilation shaft, and lights up with lighter to see into the darkness.

(Mocking tone): "Come on down to the coast, we'll have a few drinks, a few laughs...."

11-27-2004 @ 03:01:39 PM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
From Very Bad Things

Christian Slater's character right after a hooker has died in thier hotel room

"If you take away the horror of the scene, take away the tragedy of the death, take away all the moral and ethical implications that have been drilled into your head since grade one, do you know what you're left with? A 105-pound problem that needs to be moved from point A to point B"

11-28-2004 @ 08:33:07 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del

"How long have you been here?"
"Since they pushed me."
"Someone pushed you?"
"Yeah, someone pushed me."
"What, you think I'm lying? You think I fell? You think I jumped? Well FUCK YOU! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! IT WASN'T MY TIME! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"

12-05-2004 @ 11:18:15 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
Family Guy
You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen! Sie werden ruhig sein! Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland!
...uh, is that a beer hall?
Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.

[Edited by DiRF on 12-05-2004 @ 11:18:46 PM]

12-07-2004 @ 08:38:16 PM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
From Hot Shots!

Admiral Benson - Woah! My hat flew off! Swing around and we'll pick it up!
Cmdr. Block- We're on mission , Sir
Benson-Right! Put Connehans in a lifeboat, and have him row in circles around it until we get back
Block-But Sir, that could take days
Benson-Then put some FOOD in the lifeboat! Do I have to think of everything?! We'll tape his shows, he won't miss a thing!
Benson-Okay, fine, but how am I supposed to captain this ship with my hat out there in the ocean and me here powerless to do anything about it?

12-07-2004 @ 08:40:10 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
#52, Great fucking movie. Found it in the $5.50 DVD bin at Wally*World.

12-08-2004 @ 08:11:47 PM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

"I'm happy to report I'll no longer be defrauding the government on my disability" - Phil

Also the CLassic

"Not the hospital man! Too many cops and viet cong!"

12-12-2004 @ 09:08:57 PM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
From "Interstate 76"

Groove - Wow, that's a shitload of dough
Taurus - It's a pay-off
Groove - Oh yeah? How do you know?
Taurus - Cuz' a suitcase aint' a bank Groove! If some foo' is gonna put $200,000 in a suitcase, he intends to move it

And the ending

Malochio - Money? You want money? I'll give you money name your price!!
Groove - Don't want money
Malochio - Then what? I'll give it to you, for God's sake help me out of this car!
Groove - You NEVER get out of the car...... *BANG*

12-13-2004 @ 08:53:29 PM
Posted By : stang392 Reply | Edit | Del
Top Gun

Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a Mig28?
Maverick: Yes maam.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 metres.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.
Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!

12-13-2004 @ 09:13:17 PM
Posted By : stang392 Reply | Edit | Del

General Buford: Meade will come in slowly, cautiously, new to command... And then, after Lee's army is entrenched behind nice fat rocks, Meade will attack finally, if he can coordinate the army. He'll attack right up that rocky slope, and up that gorgeous field of fire. And we will charge valiantly, and be butchered valiantly. And afterwards men in tall hats and gold watch fobs will thump their chest and say what a brave charge it was. Devin, I've led a soldier's life, and I've never seen anything as brutally clear as this.

12-13-2004 @ 09:18:36 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
And Now For Something Completely Different

Good thing I didn't tell them about the dirty knife!

1-04-2005 @ 12:20:45 PM
Posted By : solid_snake Reply | Edit | Del
Da Ali G Show

Ali G: Is the brain's memory any good?
C. Everett Koop: The brain's memory is perfect.
Ali G: Then how come I can't remember me pin number?
C. Everett Koop: Well...
Ali G: I think it's got like a "4" in it...
C. Everett Koop: I can give you a quick answer and say you're stupid.
Ali G: Well, that's obviously not the real reason.
C. Everett Koop: Well, it's the beginning of truth.

Ali G: There has been enough sadness since the terrible events of 7-11.

1-05-2005 @ 02:14:15 AM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
2 quick family guy quotes

Chris: "Where do you think you go when you die?"
Sam: "I learned in church that if you're good, you go to heaven, but if you're bad, you go to a place where you wish you were dead, but death will never ever come"
Chris: "UPN?"

Lois: "Peter, have you thought about getting a job?"
Peter: "Yes I have, and I've also thought about being fired from that job, and is that somthing you really want to put this family though?"

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