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URL: http://riceornot.ricecop.com/?auto=46011
Submitted by: wannabemustangjockey
Comments: 13  (Read/Post)     Favorites: 0  (View)
Submitted on: 10-30-2005
View Stats Category: Photoshop/Art
Description:
For all the furry haters out there... I hope you're happy.


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#1
10-30-2005 @ 09:24:10 PM
Posted By : Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
knowing how they operate - it's probably trying to fuck the headlight.

I hope someone skins it and makes a coat out of it.


#2
10-30-2005 @ 09:25:38 PM
Posted By : Adambomb Reply | Edit | Del
Did I tell you all about my accidental GIS run-in with furry porn today? >_<

#3
10-30-2005 @ 09:51:35 PM
Posted By : Subourbon187 Reply | Edit | Del
#2, No, please do!

#4
10-30-2005 @ 10:28:35 PM
Posted By : Driven_out Reply | Edit | Del
The Furry Song by "Kurrel, the Raven" (5:22)
(Corrections from MP3 made to original text.)

I've written a little song about Furries:
it is a Rap song.
I hope you like Rap songs...
I know I do.

I will magically count to four and the beat shall appear...
One... two... three... four.

Are you grooving, yet?
I hope so.
Grooving is what this song is about.
Grooving to Furry Information.

Hello.

Furries are diverse, let me say that first,
and it's this one fact which confuses the worst.
We don't all have costumes or collect stuffed toys,
So allow me to separate the signal from the noise.

First off, what's furry? That's an easy thing to tell:
It's an animal that happens to be human as well.
In technical terms, we call it "anthropomorphics" --
But it's easy to explain without all the linguistics:

If it walks like a person but meows like a cat,
You've got yourself a furry, it's as simple as that.
If it talks like a person and flies like a bird,
Then it's still a furry, even though it sounds absurd.

'Coz even though birds have feathers and not fur,
Mammals are the commonest type of Furry in the world
So the word comes from them; even starting from a fly,
You'll end up with a Furry no matter how hard you try.

That's a Furry.
That's a Furry.
That's a Furry.
I will sing it:
That's a Furry.
That's a Furry.
That's a Furry.
That's a Furry, you know.

So that's a furry character, but what about the rest?
A furry is a person to whom furries are an interest.
So both the character and the viewer are furry.
It'll all make sense soon, so don't worry.

Most furries never meet face to face
We come from everywhere all over the place,
There's furries in the Americas and in the EU,
There's furries in Asia and Australasia too.

On the Internet we gather from the soil of all nations,
All ages and races, both genders, a range of educations,
Here we are, all the Furries are we,
Whether artists, or con-goers or strictly R.P.

To help with the Furry jargon here's some quick education:
"R.P." is roleplaying in a made-up situation;
A "Fursona" is a Furry you pretend to be,
Usually one you make up yourself for other people to see.

In Furry lingo one word stands out,
And that word is "yiff" and this is what it's about...
Or maybe I'll shut up and move right along,
'coz i can't define "yiff" in a polite sort of song.

And that's without touching on "scritching" or "spooge,"
When it comes to Furry speak there's a veritable deluge,
But that's about the quota for the second verse done,
So join in the chant and have some fun:

Furry.
This is Furry.
This is Furrrry.
This is Furrrry, Furrrry.
Furrrry!
We're not "Furbies," by the way.

To make a Furry's easy -- anyone can do it:
you take your favourite animal and mix a human through it.
You modify the characters -- is it real or cartoony?
Is it two legs or four? Is it straight? Is it loony?

Does it have a pair of wings sprouting out of its back?
Does it have an extra set of legs that other furs lack?
Can it talk or does it speak with psychic communication?
Is it you? Is it not? Is it just speculation?

Once you have your "Fursona" all sorted out,
You can take a walk and see what we are all about.
Some of us have gone and made a costume for effect -
But that's a different story - "Fursuiters," on the left.

And to the right we have the artists, who are numerous in style.
Any way you like it, they can draw it with a smile.
But keep in mind that in the mix is every sort of thing.
And not all of it for children, which can be a bit of a sting.

Experimentation is the order of the day,
Imagination keeps our minds at play.
Now the next verse is long so I'm going to abort
And start the chant early, to keep the third one short.

We're Furry.
We're Furry.
We're Furry.
Furry.
So Furry.
So Furry.
So Furry.
Ahhhhh...

Up to the downside of all this furry fun.
Some people don't get it, not all, just some.
Misinformation and lies are afoot,
It's crap up with which I shall not put.

Hey MTV! Hey Vanity Fair!
Take a bow Eurotrash and Marie Claire!
And a special shout out to -- you know what? I don't care.
If I bitch about detractors it's a total waste of air.

I'm only a Furry to have fun, say what you like:
Anti-Furry propaganda can take a long hike.
And it's not that we're all completely squeaky clean,
Only sometimes the normal world thinks it has a right to be mean.

And normal? Who'd want to be? It's not for us.
You can heckle all you like from the "Boring Bus."
And if you need to put a weirdo down to feel bigger:
Then you're a sad sort of person and you're sicker than Doug Winger.

Some Furries are odd, some Furries are mean,
Some Furries draw pictures which are rather obscene,
Some Furries believe things which are strange to me
But remember what I said about Furry diversity!

Cause it's not a bad thing for the world to know us,
but just the kooky stuff is not a fair part to show of us.
We don't mind curiosity: 'cause that's what we're about,
but any future journalists had better watch out.

One extra singe doesn't do a lot of damage,
we Furries have dealt with quite enough spammage.
Though with all that said, the tide is turning.
The wounds are healing, and we're quickly learning...

That best paw forward is the best way to go.
Put your best paw forward and away you go.
Put your best paw forward and away you go.
That's if you've even got a paw... um... I dunno...

I'd rather be Furry and use my imagination,
and die a happy death instead of bitter stagnation.
I'd rather express than repress
And then get depressed
And then get stressed about my situation.

Well, I've laid it on you birdy-style -- the good and the bad,
the fun and games, and the problems we've had.
So sayonara people, now you know what we're about --
This is Kurrel on the microphone: over and out. (Pbbht!)

[Edited by Driven_out on 10-30-2005 @ 10:29:19 PM]


#5
10-30-2005 @ 10:33:00 PM
Posted By : Subourbon187 Reply | Edit | Del
#4, I don't understand why people will write rap songs about animals that have human bodies, but no one raps about looney tunes.

#6
10-30-2005 @ 10:33:58 PM
Posted By : Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#4, That is no excuse for a sexual disfunction. See you doctor today.

#7
10-30-2005 @ 10:35:06 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
#5, BECAUSE BUGS BITCH AND THE REST OF THOSE GAYASS LOONEY TOONS AREN'T EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME ENOUGH, GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! [/Buzzed Bunny]

#8
10-30-2005 @ 10:36:48 PM
Posted By : Subourbon187 Reply | Edit | Del
#7, I eat extreme health bars, is that good enough?

[Edited by Subourbon187 on 10-30-2005 @ 10:37:14 PM]


#9
10-30-2005 @ 11:29:01 PM
Posted By : Muntz05 Reply | Edit | Del
#7, I GOT EYE LASERS AND SHIT! IM EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME! I SMOKE CRACK CUZ WEED IS FOR PUSSY BITCHES!!!

#10
10-31-2005 @ 05:45:18 PM
Posted By : wannabemustangjockey  Reply | Edit | Del
#4, I'm glad we cleared that up.

#5, that's for you to do.

Everybody else, go see your counselor if you want to find out about "sexual dysfunction".


#11
11-01-2005 @ 08:49:22 PM
Posted By : Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#10, Canadian spelling - ASS!!

It is a sexual disfunction.


#12
11-01-2005 @ 11:27:38 PM
Posted By : Driven_out Reply | Edit | Del
#11, uhm... he's not canadian

#13
11-02-2005 @ 09:53:40 PM
Posted By : Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#12, That he isn't.

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