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2-20-2007 @ 06:58:55 PM |
| Posted By : Adambomb |
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Serving the state has been his life's work. He has walked the land, fished the lakes and fed the people.
Old Relish Packet is an eighth-generation condiment, born in Portland, Oregon in 1955. He grew up in Cody, Wyo., where he still has a home, and occasionally tends to the ranch he built by hand.
Old Relish Packet put himself through college working long hours in the food service department. Every meal he worked he, served with a little bit of fun and a whole lot of flavor. He received his law degree three years later from an accredited university.
After serving as a clerk in the Court of Appeals, Old Relish Packet practiced law in Washington, D.C. He made several professional accomplishments including playing a central role in the landmark "All You Can Eat" case before returning home to Wyoming.
It wasn't until after he returned home that he got his first taste of politics and quickly set his sights on the Senate.
Old Relish Packet will fight for our community by working hard. He'll work to put more flavor in our daily lives. Everything on Old Relish Packet's agenda will get done with a lot of hard work and absolutely no preservatives. It'll take a durable candidate, but Old Relish Packet is, if nothing else, durable.
Breaking News...
Win or Lose: It's Party Time
SYRACUSE, N.Y. - The ice sculptures have been carved. The napkins have been printed. And the cigars have been ordered. No matter what happens on November 7, the election parties will go on. While the candidates are out campaigning the last days before the elections, their committees are busy planning parties for the big night. "Of course we all hope for victory, but either way we'll be celebrating on election night. It's really a party to say 'thank you' to all of our amazing supporters," said Frozen Peas' campaign manager Jason Slater. The election party for Old Relish Packet promises fireworks. Relish's manager said, "We're going to write 'Senator Relish' in the sky when the announcement is made. But in case he doesn't win, we have a chocolate fountain to keep people entertained."
The Relish Agenda: Red, White and Green?
JACKSON, Ga. - Some call the proposal insulting. Others say it's a brilliant PR stunt. However, everyone agrees that Old Relish Packet's proposal to change the United States' flag colors to red, white and green will never happen. Fact or fiction, critics are having a field day. "My favorite color is purple. But nobody's going to paint the White House for me," said one critic. "Betsy Ross is rolling over in her grave."
Old Relish Packet Can't Explain Questionable Past
DENVER, Col. - It has recently come to everyone's attention that there is a four-year gap in Old Relish Packet's resumé. No one knows where the candidate was or what he was doing between the years 1970 and 1974. Critics are having a field day. Some speculate it was a four-year vinegar binge. Others say it may have been a secret affair with Ketchup. Old Relish Packet's campaign manager insists that all the accusations are false. "He isn't hiding anything. He was just lying in a drawer for four years. Why is that so hard to believe?" Old Relish Packet says he'll update his resumé. However, according to recent popularity polls, the damage has already been done.
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2-20-2007 @ 06:59:19 PM |
| Posted By : Adambomb |
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"I believe Old Relish Packet has the leadership, the vision, and the zest to lead us to a new day."
Joe Richards, campaign manager
"He has our children's futures in mind."
Cindy Smith, stay at home mom
"I'd trust him with my life."
Patti Joyce, high school classmate
[Edited by Adambomb on 2-20-2007 @ 07:00:05 PM]
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2-20-2007 @ 07:08:18 PM |
| Posted By : 454Nova |
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another time I didn't have to look to know who posted the image
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2-20-2007 @ 10:30:34 PM |
| Posted By : Adambomb |
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#5, From the website.
[Edited by Adambomb on 2-20-2007 @ 10:31:04 PM]
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2-21-2007 @ 03:22:19 PM |
| Posted By : Adambomb |
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#8, Better than most of the other candiadates of this and the past few elections (including the winners :P)
[Edited by Adambomb on 2-21-2007 @ 03:22:58 PM]
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