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| Comments: 62 (Read/Post) Favorites: 1 (View) |
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on: 07-29-2002
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been told by many that this photo of my Camaro SS looks like a toy model
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| #2 |
7-29-2002 @ 07:25:56 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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What Not To Say To A Cop............
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No donut!
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| #3 |
7-29-2002 @ 07:26:36 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
I pay your salary!
So, uh, you on the take, or what?
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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| #4 |
7-29-2002 @ 07:27:08 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here?
Officer: Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?
Driver: Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time.
You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light.
Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy?
You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes.
How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration?
Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven.
Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
Say Hi to your wife and my kids!
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| #5 |
7-29-2002 @ 07:41:37 PM |
| Posted By : SuperDave479 |
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Looks good! I can't wait to get my SS spoiler and hood. Hey I got some new pics up of my Z at my new website (and an even newer one in my profile) at www.davidyeatts.com.
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| #6 |
7-29-2002 @ 07:44:36 PM |
| Posted By : Obsidian |
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make it creep by ricers at 11:30 tonight. real slowly. so that they get the full picture. sure they'll snear at it. but deep down. they are scared beyond all belive. it works for me!. cept all the ricer think a 3rd Gen one is just for hicks.
. i'll try harder next time.
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| #10 |
7-30-2002 @ 07:29:49 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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COURT TRANSQUIPS (lol)
Check out this real-life exchange—it was actually said
in court, and recorded word for word. ----------
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| #11 |
7-30-2002 @ 07:30:43 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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Clerk: "Please repeat after me: ‘I swear by Almighty God…’"
Witness: "I swear by Almighty God."
Clerk: "That the evidence that I give…"
Witness: "That’s right."
Clerk: "Repeat it."
Witness: "Repeat it."
Clerk: "No! Repeat what I said."
Witness: "What you said when?"
Clerk: "That the evidence that I give…"
Witness: "That the evidence that I give."
Clerk: "Shall be the truth and…"
Witness: "It will, and nothing but the truth!"
Clerk: "Please, just repeat after me: ‘Shall be the truth and…’"
Witness: "I’m not a scholar, you know."
Clerk: "We can appreciate that. Just repeat after me: ‘Shall be the truth and…’"
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| #12 |
7-30-2002 @ 07:31:32 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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Witness: "Shall be the truth and."
Clerk: "Say: ‘Nothing…’"
Witness: "Okay." (Witness remains silent.)
Clerk: "No! Don’t say nothing. Say: ‘Nothing but the truth…’"
Witness: "Yes."
Clerk: "Can’t you say: ‘Nothing but the truth?’"
Witness: "Yes."
Clerk: "Well? Do so."
Witness: "You’re confusing me."
Clerk: "Just say: ‘Nothing but the truth.’"
Witness: "Is that all?"
Clerk: "Yes."
Witness: "Okay. I understand."
Clerk: "Then say it."
Witness: "What?"
Clerk: "Nothing but the truth…"
Witness: "But I do! That’s just it."
Clerk: "You must say: ‘Nothing but the truth.’"
Witness: "I WILL say nothing but the truth!"
Clerk: "Please, just repeat these four words: ‘Nothing.’ ‘But.’ ‘The.’ ‘Truth.’"
Witness: "What? You mean, like, now?"
Clerk: "Yes! Now. Please. Just say those four words."
Witness: "Nothing. But. The. Truth."
Clerk: "Thank you."
Witness: "I’m just not a scholar."
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| #14 |
7-30-2002 @ 07:34:42 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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thats some funny shit LOL I should have added
witness/ricer to it lol
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| #15 |
7-30-2002 @ 07:36:19 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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when u gotta GO remember this Restroom tip: .......
The first stall is usually the cleanest. Most people, seeking privacy, skip it.
[Edited by no1camaro on 7-30-2002 @ 07:37:44 PM]
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| #16 |
7-30-2002 @ 07:40:48 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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LOST IN TRANSLATION
Have you ever thought you were communicating brilliantly, only to find out that other people thought you were speaking nonsense? That's a particularly easy mistake to make when you're speaking a foreign language. A few examples:
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| #17 |
7-30-2002 @ 07:41:11 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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LAYING PIPE
When the Sumitomo Corporation in Japan developed an extremely strong steel pipe, they hired a Japanese advertising agency to market it in the United States. Big mistake: The agency named the pipe Sumitomo High Toughness, and launched a major magazine advertising campaign using the product's initials—SHT—in catchy slogans like "SHT—from Sumitomo," and "Now, Sumitomo brings SHT to the United States." Each ad ended with the assurance that SHT "was made to match its name."
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| #18 |
7-30-2002 @ 07:41:32 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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PRODUCT CONFUSION
The Big Mac: Originally sold in France under the name Gros Mec. The expression means "big pimp" in French.
GM cars: Originally sold in Belgium using the slogan "Body by Fisher," which translated as "Corpse by Fisher."
The Jotter: A pen made by Parker. In some Latin countries, jotter is slang for "jockstrap."
Puffs tissues: In Germany, puff is slang for "whorehouse."
Cue toothpaste: Marketed in France by Colgate-Palmolive until they learned that Cue is also the name of a popular pornographic magazine.
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| #19 |
7-30-2002 @ 07:41:57 PM |
| Posted By : no1camaro |
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Schweppes Tonic Water: The company changed the name from Schweppes Tonic Water to Schweppes Tonica when they learned that in Italian, "il water" means "the bathroom."
The Ford Caliente: Marketed in Mexico, until Ford found out "caliente" is slang for "streetwalker." Ford changed the name to S-22.
The Rolls-Royce Silver Myst: In German, mist means "human waste." (Clairol's Mist Stick curling iron had the same problem.)
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7-30-2002 @ 07:43:14 PM |
| Posted By : Lemming |
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And remember, nothing sucks like Electrolux.
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