Last 10 comments by Low-Tech Redneck
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Comment for image #51297
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4-02-2020 @ 02:53:20 PM
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| So, here's a solution to replacing that busted RF turn signal, make your car so conspicuous that everyone will be watching it's every move.... |
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Comment for image #95651
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3-31-2020 @ 07:30:32 PM
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| These have what I like to call the "Snooty French Waiter Grilles" |
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Comment for image #93758
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3-31-2020 @ 06:34:44 PM
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I had a blue-grey Citroen CX Matchbox, with opening rear hatch and trailer hitch.....
Apropos of nothing. |
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Comment for image #53382
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3-31-2020 @ 02:21:07 PM
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| "I'm actually a Mercury Capri in witness protection, dont' tell anyone" |
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Comment for image #48141
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3-31-2020 @ 02:18:22 PM
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| I knew it was coming, and I still couldn't stop laughing. |
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Comment for image #97284
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3-31-2020 @ 01:38:17 PM
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Laboratory of Dr Wierd, South Jersey Shore
Gentlemen, Behold... I have combined the 50's AND the 60's, into one, singular, contraption!
Uhhh.... why?
Because that makes it a TIME MACHINE, Steve! Now, get in and drive it to the Renaissance! MU HAHAHAHAHAHAH~!!
Well, uh, okay I guess
*Steve gets in, car immediately catches fire*
FOOL! You had it in reverse!!!!! |
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Comment for image #48141
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3-31-2020 @ 01:31:23 PM
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Cop - "Motorist found him stiff like this about 30 minutes ago"
Lenny - "Old retired guy with enough cash to buy that, well, obviously he died from having too much fun"
Cop - "Yeah, we thought so too. Paramedics go to yank him out, and it turns out he's got a God-Damned six inch steak knife jammed right in the middle of his gut, he was holdin' on to it with his off-hand"
Lenny - *pauses* Talk about driving stick
*fades* *cue theme* |
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Comment for image #48141
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3-31-2020 @ 01:13:10 PM
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Hey, buddy, you've been at that stop sign for an hour, you gonna move or what?
Hey, I'm talking to you!
Uh... you alright?
*taps windshield*
*touches face*
Oh dear..... |
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