Username: Low-Tech Redneck
Ricecop Account Number: 858
Joined On: Mar 05, 2002
Status: Regular User
Real Name: Paul
Location: Middle of Nowhere, PA
Car you drive: Whatever's running
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Other info: The Fleet

78' Pontiac Grand Prix LJ - The Mafia Car
86' Porsche 944 - When you get the irresistible compulsion to Eurosnob
87' Chrysler Conquest Tsi - Awaiting the 350 swap
88' Chevy Camaro Sport Coupe - Used up 5 of 9 lives so far
98' Buick Century - I'm not waiting until I'm 60 for a Grumpy Man car, I did it NOW!
01' Ford Crown Victoria P71 Police Interceptor - Because scaring the neighbors is fun.

Last 10 comments by Low-Tech Redneck

Comment for image #51297 4-02-2020 @ 02:53:20 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck  
So, here's a solution to replacing that busted RF turn signal, make your car so conspicuous that everyone will be watching it's every move....

Comment for image #95651 4-01-2020 @ 02:31:32 AM
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Comment for image #95651 4-01-2020 @ 12:09:44 AM
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Comment for image #95651 3-31-2020 @ 07:30:32 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck  
These have what I like to call the "Snooty French Waiter Grilles"

Comment for image #93758 3-31-2020 @ 06:34:44 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck  
I had a blue-grey Citroen CX Matchbox, with opening rear hatch and trailer hitch.....

Apropos of nothing.

Comment for image #53382 3-31-2020 @ 02:21:07 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck  
"I'm actually a Mercury Capri in witness protection, dont' tell anyone"

Comment for image #48141 3-31-2020 @ 02:18:22 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck  
I knew it was coming, and I still couldn't stop laughing.

Comment for image #97284 3-31-2020 @ 01:38:17 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck  
Laboratory of Dr Wierd, South Jersey Shore

Gentlemen, Behold... I have combined the 50's AND the 60's, into one, singular, contraption!

Uhhh.... why?

Because that makes it a TIME MACHINE, Steve! Now, get in and drive it to the Renaissance! MU HAHAHAHAHAHAH~!!

Well, uh, okay I guess

*Steve gets in, car immediately catches fire*

FOOL! You had it in reverse!!!!!

Comment for image #48141 3-31-2020 @ 01:31:23 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck  
Cop - "Motorist found him stiff like this about 30 minutes ago"

Lenny - "Old retired guy with enough cash to buy that, well, obviously he died from having too much fun"

Cop - "Yeah, we thought so too. Paramedics go to yank him out, and it turns out he's got a God-Damned six inch steak knife jammed right in the middle of his gut, he was holdin' on to it with his off-hand"

Lenny - *pauses* Talk about driving stick

*fades* *cue theme*

Comment for image #48141 3-31-2020 @ 01:13:10 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck  
Hey, buddy, you've been at that stop sign for an hour, you gonna move or what?

Hey, I'm talking to you!

Uh... you alright?

*taps windshield*

*touches face*

Oh dear.....

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