Last 10 comments by Jumex
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Comment for image #25118
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7-11-2003 @ 09:49:07 PM
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| WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ROBOCOP THATS NOT CHAIR ? |
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Comment for image #22741
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7-11-2003 @ 09:46:37 PM
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Husband: Honey, are you okay ?
Wife: No, please help me. My knees and elbows are all torn up. Im hurt!
Husband: Okay let me look at you. I think I broke my ankle.
Wife: Im so sorry, all the food and the picnic basket is destroyed and ruined.
Husband: Well I told you that park bench was awkward.
Wife: Well, how was I to know some fool would put that big thing on a car?
Husband: Lets call 911 honey. I cant walk, and your a mess.
Wife: Those frilling ricers ! |
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Comment for image #25120
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7-11-2003 @ 09:37:53 PM
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| if a million people got ripped off by this amount in one day. what would the total outcome be in the gas stations favor? and what if no one noticed so they left it like that for a week ? It may turn out something like. Gas customers paid for 100 gallons of gas that they never got. HMMM ? The guy that took the picture is the dude that caught Mcdonalds cheating customers on the Quarter Pounder. |
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Comment for image #24721
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7-11-2003 @ 11:54:55 AM
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TWO PUNK KIDS:
In picture 2 punk kids have rigged up a remote controlled buggy ! Both kids own honda civics and are so tired of being called RICE just because their cars are made in Japan. They are now fighting back. In the picture the car that is circled is the target. Watch the buggy as it speeds towards the camaro ! |
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Comment for image #2044
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7-11-2003 @ 11:44:41 AM
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911 Rescue Team:
The driver is okay, he has 3 broken ribs but nothing else. He says that he was doing about 65 MPH when a New Model Corvette blazed by and at that point he lost control. Driver stated his Eclipse felt like a feather in the wind and lifted up like a paper kite and settled down where you see it now, upside down. I called in to the central office and this is the 3rd account like this so far this week. Was told to inform driver their has been a recall on this year model. |
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Comment for image #7385
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7-11-2003 @ 11:25:09 AM
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Fireman Bob: NOW WHERE IS THAT DANG CAT ?
Cops: Look fireman bob you have done enough damage. you have totally wrecked these cars, and put the fear of hell in the owners. We have talked to everyone here and no one has seen a cat, nor has there been any report of one.
Fireman: You pigs stay over there on that side of the car ! You hear me ? I have been in cat rescue for 12 years !!
Cops: Well you sure fooled the hell out of me ! I thought you were as crazy as a nutter ! |
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Comment for image #7868
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7-11-2003 @ 11:15:19 AM
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| Hi, My name is Ralph. I have saved all my grocery money for 12 years at SackNSave to buy this car. I still work there now and that is why I parked the car in front of someone elses house. I cant hardly afford gas but once in a while when i can. I buy some for my car and I also put some in a little red can that I sniff. Dont tell, I cant afford beer, and im a recovering glue addict. Stop by the store sometimes. We can hang out in the produce section and eat some of the older off fruits and stuff.. |
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Comment for image #11731
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7-11-2003 @ 12:04:48 AM
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| Letter on windshield: Dear Car owner, i am very jealous of this car. Its so beautiful and everyday I have to drive a piece of crap because im poor. im sorry i did this but it may be the only time i laugh this year. Have fun cleaning up the mess. My wife ate prunes all day and i had chili. now there is an umbrella behind you. Just keep going to the left and there is a bathroom with some cleaning supplies and tissues. |
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Comment for image #23824
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7-10-2003 @ 11:58:41 PM
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Burt: Hey turn your car back on and fix your wipers, only one is up ! Its not going to look as good in the picture.
Pat: Do what ? No man I only have 1 wiper. I upgraded to the aftermarket one that UCraze imports is selling. For 450 dollars you send your two wipers in and get the 1 UCraze Jumbo wipe !
Burt: Now that is rice !
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Comment for image #14042
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7-10-2003 @ 11:48:27 PM
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| With a motto/saying like that, would you trust them with your money ? |
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