| "Um, what my associate is trying to say is that our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Let's say you're driving along the road with your family.You're driving along... La-de-da, woo... Suddenly there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. EEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads.You're driving along... You're driving along. The kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, dammit!" There's a truck tire. EEEE! I CAN'T STOP! AAAH!There's a cliff! AAAAH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God!" The new guy's around the corner puking his guts out. All because... You wanna save a couple extra pennies" |
