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on: 09-21-2005
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Drifting R32. |
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| #41 |
6-22-2007 @ 02:57:17 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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exhaust so big it fits cats
they sleep there at night
brap brap! cat flies at high speed
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| #42 |
6-22-2007 @ 02:57:41 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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#39, I learned something new
My old haikus now shame me
Thanks, you rat bastard
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| #44 |
6-22-2007 @ 02:59:12 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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#42, Old format I'll stick with, thanks
I'm not Japanese
round eye haiku is better
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| #45 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:00:22 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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Camaro bears down,
Then armadillio explodes
Score one for my car.
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| #46 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:02:50 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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#44, I will do mine in both styles
Fuck the rulemakers
They can eat Japanese cock
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| #47 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:06:18 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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Bill O'Reilly sucks fat dick
that is factual
I hate that Asian cunt, too.
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| #48 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:08:22 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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Renault? Check. Bad attitude?
Check. Bowl hair cut? Check.
Sensekhmet will be angry.
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| #50 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:11:43 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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China Brilliance death trap
The Anti-Volvo
*distributes free to fan boys*
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| #51 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:14:30 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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Butch Lesbians drive PTs
ever wonder why?
gayest macho car ever
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| #52 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:18:20 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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yellow equals horsepower
red and canary
equals ronald mcdonald
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| #53 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:20:41 PM |
| Posted By : 89Rettagt |
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damn you altima
for starting haiku nonsense
now bomb canada
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| #54 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:22:35 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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asian kids do get good grades
or else they are beat
your civic's not impressive
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| #56 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:26:43 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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coworker, STFU
I'm on lunch you whore
stick that issue up your ass
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| #57 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:27:45 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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I'm taking a break for haikus to write one really bitchin' sonnet:
While driving through the suburbs at eighty,
Electra taking bumps like a Panzer,
A small girl ran from a spot too shady
For me to see in time not to ram her.
The sixty-five's chrome grille smashed her right side,
Sending her flying straight into the breeze.
She left on my car a bit of her hide,
While she flew, pig tails flapping in the breeze.
"Hot damn," I exclaimed. "Did she dent my hood?"
I was relieved to find that she did not.
There was no way that the little shit could,
Her puny frame could not match my dreadnaught.
Whitewalls squealed, Nailhead screamed, while I raced off,
The careless girl died with a bloody cough.
There! Wasn't that cheerfull? :)
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| #60 |
6-22-2007 @ 03:50:20 PM |
| Posted By : thirtyseven |
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#59, haiku doesn't rhyme
random thought weirdness abounds
Hokkaido has cows
[Edited by thirtyseven on 6-22-2007 @ 03:50:33 PM]
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