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Total Votes 6
Average Score 6.83
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URL: http://riceornot.ricecop.com/?auto=28561
Submitted by: Obsidian
Comments: 14  (Read/Post)     Favorites: 0  (View)
Submitted on: 11-20-2003
View Stats Category: Off-topic
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If you think about it - Mr. Jackson has had a pretty interesting life so far.

Was a member of the jackson 5 - became the unquestionable "king of pop" back in the 80's - became a household name - set his hair ablaze durring a pepsi commercial shoot - became a white woman - somehow got children - got a nose job (i still think he lost a fight with a lawnmover) - slept with little boys - make a petting zoo in his name - dangled one of his children over a balcony railing - slept with more little boys a "Neverland Ranch - became a fugitve (breifly) - and $3 million bail later he walks away.

Imagine someone walking up from a coma since 1990 and reading this shit.


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#1
11-20-2003 @ 11:03:15 PM
Posted By : 8ate8 Reply | Edit | Del
mommy, the skeleton scares me!

#2
11-20-2003 @ 11:05:54 PM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
I was just about to say, if you would have told me in 1983 that in 20 years, Jackson would be posting 3 million dollars in bail in a child abuse case, I would have given you an aluminum foil hat

#3
11-20-2003 @ 11:07:35 PM
Posted By : SacrifRICE Reply | Edit | Del
*guy wakes up from coma*
Patient: "Do Sonny and Cher still have that STUPID show?"
Reporter: "Actually, Cher won an Emmy, and Sonny became a congressman!"
Patient: "good-night!" *dies*

yes, it is stolen from the simpsons


#4
11-20-2003 @ 11:15:34 PM
Posted By : Adambomb Reply | Edit | Del
AAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

#5
11-20-2003 @ 11:17:57 PM
Posted By : Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#2, not child abuse - child mo-lest-ation.

but with a face like that - child abuse is the right word.


#6
11-20-2003 @ 11:18:05 PM
Posted By : Skid Reply | Edit | Del
#3, Oscar, wasnt' it?

#7
11-20-2003 @ 11:26:19 PM
Posted By : Adambomb Reply | Edit | Del
#3, I though of the same thing too after I read #2

#8
11-21-2003 @ 08:20:45 AM
Posted By : mr_mcmunkee Reply | Edit | Del
#5, You don't see molesting as abuse??

#9
11-21-2003 @ 09:29:41 AM
Posted By : somekid Reply | Edit | Del
hmm race black? looks white to me

#10
11-21-2003 @ 04:31:07 PM
Posted By : Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#9, that's the thing - somewere between the 80's and now - jackson became a white woman.

#11
11-21-2003 @ 04:34:16 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
#6, Yep. Oscar...forget what for.

#12
11-21-2003 @ 04:34:29 PM
Posted By : SuperDave479 Reply | Edit | Del
#2, Don't make fun of the aluminum foil hat! It's so the aliens can't read our minds. *points at head with aluminum foil hat on*

#13
11-21-2003 @ 04:37:06 PM
Posted By : tanner07 Reply | Edit | Del
#12, Or the MLB for that matter..

#14
11-21-2003 @ 08:00:11 PM
Posted By : SacrifRICE Reply | Edit | Del
#11, ah, it doesn't matter, those awards are all pointless

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