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on: 05-01-2003
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"Dear Cecil:
My 15 year old rocker used to love to drink Mountain Dew, even though it made him bounce off the walls and never stop talking. Recently he has refused the beverage claiming that the yellow #5 dye in this soda will make his "balls shrink." Is there any truth to this statement? Kids have drunk Mountain Dew for years--this is the first time I have ever heard this one! --Concerned Mother |
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5-01-2003 @ 09:19:29 PM |
Posted By : Obsidian |
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Dear Concerned Mother:
"Your reasons for concern are completly correct! We also thank you for your inquiry into our wonderful "world famous" Montain Dew. We take pride knowing our testicle shrinking formula has remained unchanged for nearly 20 years. Our product (Mountain Dew) is the only soda brand known to reverse the effects of a prolonged absence of masturbation. Therefore - it should be of absoluetly no concern to you - our consumer - of ANY kind of testicle shrinkage - as you are a female. While you are "enjoying" our Mountain Dew - please feel free to remind yourself of the segment of the simpsons where Homer choose crab juice over our "world famous" Mountain Dew. If you like - please invest your money into our main compeating soft drink - Coca Cola (KO)."
Cecil |
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