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| Comments: 78 (Read/Post) Favorites: 4 (View) |
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on: 03-29-2004
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For all your ricer joke needs: You might be a Ricer if... |
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| #42 |
3-30-2004 @ 11:14:19 AM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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Your wing has more surface area than an ironing board
You fully expect to recoup the $15,000 you spent on mods by selling it as a "Show Car" after you've run it ragged for 3 years
You'll spend in excess of the value of the car in fiberglass and resin and sanding blocks just so you can seamlessly graft Supra taillights onto a 85' Nissan Sentra
Your interior has a faint whiff of Krylon # 87 "Gloss Canary Yellow" to it, especialy on warm days
You get really angry when someone calls your Acura a Honda
You'll sell your soul to own an Eclipse, but you'd never drive that Eagle Talon, because it's a POS domestic
You've ever put rally stripes on a 4 door car
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| #43 |
3-30-2004 @ 11:16:44 AM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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You feel vindicated that everyone from Auto Zone to Hot Wheels to Hollywood is promoting your "import culture" because no corporation has EVER milked a popular but short-lived fad for money right?
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| #46 |
3-30-2004 @ 11:21:43 AM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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The word "Datsun" means nothing to you
Unless it was designed by someone in Japan, it's low-tech and unreliable
Thanks to your body kit, the snowplow now follows YOU around in bad weather
Buying a used 3rd gen LT1 F-body for $5,000 is a waste of money when you need only $25,000 to make an Acura Integra do the same thing
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| #48 |
3-30-2004 @ 11:25:58 AM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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THe ads on NASCAR stock cars look downright sparse compaired to the stickers on your car
You have no idea what function most of the parts you advertise on your fenders do.
You've ever applied a "HONDA POWER" banner to a cracked windshield
The mechanic who flunked you for state inspection was just "hatin" on your ride
Small animals have nested in your muffler before
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| #49 |
3-30-2004 @ 11:27:28 AM |
| Posted By : kstagger |
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if you think anyone who drives a domestic is either gay or a redneck
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| #54 |
3-30-2004 @ 11:55:50 AM |
| Posted By : stang392 |
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...you have ever bragged about beating a Geo
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| #56 |
3-30-2004 @ 12:01:55 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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When your mother gave you her 180,000 mile faded maroon '88 Camry, you immediately bought a set of chromed Ultra wheels, a NOS steering wheel cover, light purple window tint, and a "Rampage" windshield banner. The 3' wing and LED exhaust tip were soon to follow.
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| #57 |
3-30-2004 @ 12:10:56 PM |
| Posted By : GreenLantern |
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...You fake people into thinking you drive a manual by shifting into neutral at a stoplight and rolling back.
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| #58 |
3-30-2004 @ 12:12:49 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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....if you think that the best way to make a car look "aggressive" is to install "eyelids" over the headlights.
....if you have more than three bolt on interior parts from Autozone.
....if you bought a decal that says "Union Pacific" on it. You don't know what it means, but it sounds cool and looks really good next to the Calvin grabbing his crotch and shooting the bird.
....if you've ever "masked" your taillights.
....if you have a Mustang GT-R wing on your '91 LX 4 cylinder.
....if you have Mustang GT-R badges on your '91 LX 4 cylinder.
....if you've ever filled the gaps in your unpainted bodykit with "high performance mesh".
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| #60 |
3-30-2004 @ 12:19:05 PM |
| Posted By : GreenLantern |
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...You painted your rear drum brakes to make them look like they were disk brakes.
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