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on: 07-03-2002
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drive a Volkswagen Jetta. I love my car. And the other day I discovered something
horrible. I was speaking with my friend Ariel and I told him the terrible truth. "I have a
dent in the front of my car," I said. "I have NO idea where it came from. It makes me
so angry. I want to kill. Who could do such a thing?"
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7-03-2002 @ 12:03:27 PM |
| Posted By : Jurrell |
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I drive a Volkswagen Jetta. I love my car. And the other day I discovered something horrible. I was speaking with my friend Ariel and I told him the terrible truth. "I have a dent in the front of my car," I said. "I have NO idea where it came from. It makes me so angry. I want to kill. Who could do such a thing?"
"Dude," said Ariel. "My car is broken." I could not believe what I was hearing. Could it possibly be that Ariel was making light of my situation? Did he understand at all the sheer gravity?
"YOUR CAR IS NOT A FINE EXAMPLE OF GERMAN ENGINEERING," I shouted, for Ariel drives a Toyota. "When my car is hurt... it does not just hurt the car... It hurts me. And it hurts the soul of the whole collective people of Germany. Right now in Dusseldorf there is a small boy named Uter. And he's crying right now. He's crying for my car. Whoever committed this foul crime has committed a deeply damaging strike to the spirit of Farfignuegen the soul of every Volkswagen made."
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7-03-2002 @ 12:03:53 PM |
| Posted By : Jurrell |
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Including my dad's old Rabbit?" asked Ariel.
"Yes my friend," I said. "Even your dad's old Rabbit. It may be old and smell funny from diesel fumes, but inside the rusty hood of that Rabbit beats the heart of Deutscheland."
"Damn it. CURSE THE BASTARD WHO DENTED YOUR CAR!" Ariel screamed as he fell to his knees.
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7-03-2002 @ 12:07:52 PM |
| Posted By : firebird4ever |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!! That's easily the greatest thing I have ever read anywhere! Screw War and Peace, the pulitzer prize this year must go to this guy!
[Edited by firebird4ever on 7-03-2002 @ 12:08:27 PM]
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7-03-2002 @ 12:09:55 PM |
| Posted By : mr_mcmunkee |
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I had a BIG dent by a stupid racer in an Eclipse...it put the front bumper near my side mirror (bad frame twist ina head-on cuz he's an IDIOT). I should post a picture sometime.
[Edited by mr_mcmunkee on 7-03-2002 @ 12:24:57 PM]
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7-03-2002 @ 03:49:15 PM |
| Posted By : NerfHerder |
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My bro is really pissed cause he found that his VW emblem the front of his 91' VW PAssat has been tampered with. He said that he wants to punch the shit of out whoever was trying to steal it.
[Edited by NerfHerder on 7-03-2002 @ 03:49:28 PM]
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7-03-2002 @ 03:51:56 PM |
| Posted By : Mr Hawk |
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The VW emblem on my passat is ripped of and lies on the dashboard...
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7-03-2002 @ 03:57:20 PM |
| Posted By : mr_mcmunkee |
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The coolest (although saddest) thing happened when I got nailed by that moron in the Eclipse....while I was trying to walk off my soreness after the accident, I was walking in the KMart parking lot nearby, and I looked down and saw the VW Emblem of my Jetta laying on the ground, unscathed except a little hairline crack. I picked it up and kept it. Amazing that it was not hurt if you saw how much damage the front took.
p.s. I know it was MINE because it was painted green.
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7-03-2002 @ 03:58:18 PM |
| Posted By : farfromugen |
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my friend put his foot thru a store front window the other day when he witnessed some foolish person opening their door straight into his 88 G T i , bad thing was, he was wearing flip-flops..(OUCH)
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7-03-2002 @ 04:01:25 PM |
| Posted By : mr_mcmunkee |
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I would've just ran out and beat them....and taken their insurance card so I can call it in.
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7-03-2002 @ 04:06:47 PM |
| Posted By : CRXtrackguy |
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I was eating in a restaurant yesterday and looked out in time to see some asshole put his muddy ass boot on my front fender to tie it, THEN he scraped it off on the chrome wheelwell trim, THEN he kicked the bumper. I walked outside, practically trembling with rage, and asked him, "Is that your truck?" He said no, and I told him well, it's mine and would he terribly mind keeping his FUCKING boots off of my new paintjob? Then he denied he had ever done it. I pointed to the mud on it and said, oh, I must have just missed that when I FUCKING DETAILED IT yesterday. I nearly threw a punch at him, I was so mad.
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7-03-2002 @ 04:08:26 PM |
| Posted By : CRXtrackguy |
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I mean, I paid more than a grand for a paintjob not a week ago, and here's this redneck asshole...
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7-03-2002 @ 04:10:37 PM |
| Posted By : Moose |
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and then, CRX, as you were leaving, you pulled out the ball bat and went to work on his vehicle?
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7-03-2002 @ 04:11:07 PM |
| Posted By : CRXtrackguy |
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I shoulda done a Mr. Bean. Just pushed his car right out of the way.
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7-03-2002 @ 04:11:40 PM |
| Posted By : CRXtrackguy |
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Nope, but if I'd been closer to the bed, I probably made a grab for the tire iron back there.
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