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Submitted by: DiRF
Comments: 156  (Read/Post)     Favorites: 2  (View)
Submitted on: 10-12-2004
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Post your favorite movie quotes, monologues, dialogues, etc... in this thread.


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6-20-2009 @ 12:59:26 AM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del

Ted: Gooch! I'm really not what you would call... a winner. Oh sure, I'm a lawyer, but that's only because I took the Bar Exam in Alaska, and they only have like four laws, and most of them are about when you can and cannot kill... seals. And, if it seems like I'm uninterested, it's only because I have no idea why you would like me. I mean you are the most beautiful, perfect ukulele-player I've ever seen. I know that's not saying much because they're usually fat Hawaiians. Still, I think what I'm trying to say is... Stephanie, I would love to go and have coffee with you.
Stephanie Gooch: What time do you get off work?
Ted: Who cares.

7-22-2009 @ 09:36:10 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
How could I have gone so long without The Princess Bride quotes?!

I admit, you are much better than I am.
Then why are you smiling?
Because I know something that you do not.
What is that?
I am not left-handed!
You are amazing!
I should be, after 25 years training.
I have a secret, too.
Tell me...
I am not left-handed either.

Defeat him your way!
Right, my way. Thanks Vizzini. Wait, what's my way?
Hide behind that wall, and when he comes around, crush his head with a rock!
My way's not very sporting...

Leave me alone or I'll call the Brute Squad on you.
I'm on the Brute Squad.
You ARE the Brute Squad!


Offer me money!
All that I have and more!
Offer me everything!
Anything you want!
I want my father back, you son of a bitch.

8-12-2009 @ 03:51:21 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
As Good as It Gets

Is this fun for you? You lucky devil. It just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it? I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. And Frank, he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. And I won't. And I - I don't want to paint any more! So the life that I was trying for, is over. The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe. High times for you, huh, Melvin? The gay neighbor is terrified. TERRIFIED! Lucky for you... you're here for rock-bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.

8-12-2009 @ 04:20:43 PM
Posted By : Skid Reply | Edit | Del
The Big Lebowski:

Walter: Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
Donny: They were Nazis, Dude?
Walter: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?
Donny: No....
Walter: Am I wrong?
Dude: They're not Nazis, Walter, they're Nihilists.
Walter: Huh?
Dude: They kept saying they believe in nothing.
Walter: Nihilists? Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[Edited by Skid on 8-12-2009 @ 04:22:21 PM]

8-26-2009 @ 07:56:05 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
Futurama: Bender's Big Score *SPOILERS!!!!*

I want what will make you happy, not what will make me happy.


*looking at a picture of Leelu the Narwhal*
It's enough just to know you're happy.
*looks at a picture of Leela and Lars*
You too, it's enough to know you're happy with Lars.
My hair! My larynx! I'm Lars? I'm Lars! Wait for me Leela! I'll be there in a thousand years!

5-21-2010 @ 06:28:25 PM
Posted By : Skid Reply | Edit | Del
From Watchmen:

Rorschach: "I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor… I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."

9-26-2011 @ 03:26:42 AM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
DCAU Justice League: Season 2: Hereafter *SPOILERS*

Toyman: Wh-what're you going to do to me?
Wonder Woman: I am going to punch a hole through your head.
Flash: Woah, we don't do that to our enemies.
Wonder Woman: Speak for yourself.
Flash: I'm trying to speak for Superman.

Superman: You're insane.
Vandal Savage: True, but that doesn't mean I'm not good company. Say, you want to come over to my place?
*Superman gives a displeased look*
Vandal Savage: Like you've got something better to do.

Superman: Self-help books? You don't seem the type.
Vandal Savage: I read whatever I can find. Besides, I've got issues; what, with destroying the Earth and all.

Superman: What happens to you?
Vandal Savage: Redemption, if I'm lucky. Don't worry about me. Return to your friends. Do what you do best, what you were born to do: Save the World.

J'onn J'onzz: You were greatly missed by everyone.
*Batman stands silent*
Wonder Woman: Don't let him fool you; your death affected him as much as the rest of us.
Superman: Really?
Batman: No. I never believed you were dead in the first place.
Superman: I guess that's sort of a compliment.

9-30-2011 @ 08:38:49 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
"That poor girl... Lurch, was she in there BEFORE you baked?"

2-05-2012 @ 09:31:34 AM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
" 'Prepare to die Earth scum!', 'Prepare to die Earth scum!', I'm gonna make sure they carve that ON YOUR TOMBSTONE! "

-Spaced Invaders, and don't ask me why that one line stuck with me.

11-12-2012 @ 04:15:56 AM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
Wreck-It Ralph

*falling to apparent doom in a last-ditch effort to save everyone* I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. *looks at hand-made "medal" from Vanellope* There's no one I'd rather be... than me.
Ralph: ...because, if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?
"Princess" Vanellope: Tut, tut. As your wonderful Princess I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
Sergeant Calhoun: Oh, this place just got interesting.

11-18-2014 @ 04:43:27 AM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del

"She has more lines than me, and she's a God DAMN MUTE!"

11-18-2014 @ 05:27:23 AM
Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
#151, Brake Fluid?

11-18-2014 @ 05:40:25 AM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
#152, Bran Flavor?

6-13-2016 @ 09:36:37 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del

"...besides, a real child would have cried before it burst into flames."

2-27-2018 @ 09:18:41 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del

"You don't like her. My mother don't like her. She's a dog and I'm a fat, ugly man. Well, all I know is I had a good time last night. I'm gonna have a good time tonight. If we have enough good times together, I'm gonna get down on my knees and I'm gonna beg that girl to marry me. If we make a party on New Year's, I got a date for that party. You don't like her? That's too bad!"

6-23-2018 @ 07:52:11 PM
Posted By : DiRF  Reply | Edit | Del
Tommy Boy

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will; I got spare time.

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