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| #61 |
1-05-2005 @ 02:16:21 AM |
| Posted By : chessboxer |
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#60, damn fine episode that i too am watching right now.
my big ol fatass baby likes to eat
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| #63 |
2-19-2005 @ 10:30:53 AM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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Saving Private Ryan
Pvt. Reibin: Do you think this mission is FUBAR? Sir?
Cap. Miller: I don't gripe to you Reibin, not in front of you at least, it's the chain of command, gripes go up, not down
Pvt. Reibin: Sorry, sir, but let's say you weren't a Captain, or maybe I was a Major. What would you say then?
Cap. Miller: In that case, I'd say this is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir. Worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover, I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down the lives of me and my men - -especially you, Reiben - -to ease her suffering.
Pvt. Mellish: He's good......
Pvt. Caparzo: I love him!
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| #64 |
3-17-2005 @ 12:11:19 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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From Kill Bill Volume 2:
The Bride: I was wondering, just 'tween us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?
Elle Driver: I called him a miserable old fool.
The Bride: Ooh, bad idea.
Elle Driver: Then you know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool.
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| #67 |
3-28-2005 @ 07:58:46 PM |
| Posted By : solid_snake |
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The Boondock Saints
Connor: You know what we need? Some rope.
Murphy: What are you, insane?
Connor: No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one fucking thing you're gonna need a rope for.
Connor: It's not what they need it for, they just always need it.
Murphy: What's this "they" shit? This isn't a movie.
[Murphy picks up a huge commando knife]
Connor: Oh, is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right, get your stupid fucking rope.
[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.
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| #71 |
3-28-2005 @ 08:13:41 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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From Clerks:
Randal: She cheated on you how many times?
Dante: Eight and a half.
Randal: Eight and a half?
Dante: Party at John Kay's senior year. I get blitzed and pass out in this bedroom. Caitlen comes in and jumps all over me.
Randal: So that's cheating?
Dante: No, in the middle of it she called me Brad.
Randal: She called you Brad?
Dante: Called me Brad.
Randal: Eh, that's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
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| #72 |
3-28-2005 @ 08:22:15 PM |
| Posted By : Dadol21 |
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I just watched that last night, great movie.
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| #74 |
4-28-2005 @ 10:45:52 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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From Reservoir Dogs:
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
"What was that? I didn't quite catch that. Say it again."
"I said....are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
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| #75 |
5-08-2005 @ 05:54:36 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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Not a movie, but a couple of good ones from Beavis and Butthead.
(While watching the video to Sugartooth's "Sold My Fortune")
Beavis: Hey Butthead, what is a "foldchun"?
Butthead: Uhhh....I think it's like, one of those beds that folds up into a couch.
Beavis: Oh yeah. So why'd he sell it?
Butthead: Maybe he like, got a bigger bed so he didn't need it anymore.
Beavis: Or maybe like he was tired of people crashing in his house and spending the night on it, so he sold it, then wrote this really cool song about it. "Sold My Foldchun".
(While watching Madonna's "My Baby's Got a Secret")
Butthead: The cool thing about Madonna is that like she's always masturbating during her videos.
Beavis: Oh yeah. Me too.
Butthead: Yeah. But when Madonna masturbates, she's doing it with Madonna. When you spank your monkey you're just doing it with Beavis.
Beavis: Heh....Little Beavis.
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| #76 |
6-05-2005 @ 10:40:22 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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Aliens.....
Ripley : I say we dust off, nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
Burke: Ripley, Might I remind you that this installation has a significant dollar value attached to it?
Ripley : They can bill me.......
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| #78 |
6-05-2005 @ 10:46:31 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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More from Aliens
Frost: Man, I got a bad feeling about this drop....
Deitrich: You always say that man, you always say "I got a bad feeling about this drop"
Frost: Yeah, well, when I get home without you, I'll call your folks
Ripley: When you're done with those specimins Bishop, I want them destroyed
Bishop: Burke wanted them put in stasis for the return trip
*Ripley glares at Burke*
Burke: They're worth millions to the bio-weapons divison! If you make this a big deal, then there won't be any proprietary rights for anyone!
Ripley: I don't know what species is worse Burke, you don't see THEM fucking each other for a percentage do you???
[Edited by Low-Tech Redneck on 6-05-2005 @ 10:46:55 PM]
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| #79 |
7-27-2005 @ 11:27:56 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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There are some great lines in From Dusk Till Dawn:
Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.
*Seth rams a wooden stake through Richie's heart, then starts drinking shots of tequila*
Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
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| #80 |
7-27-2005 @ 11:41:25 PM |
| Posted By : stang392 |
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since I just got to watch the whole thing a few days ago
Christine
She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy.
[Edited by stang392 on 7-27-2005 @ 11:41:50 PM]
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