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Post your favorite movie quotes, monologues, dialogues, etc... in this thread. |
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| #81 |
8-07-2005 @ 11:30:19 PM |
| Posted By : solid_snake |
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The Larry Sanders Show
Hank Kingsley: What about the time I chipped my tooth on the bathroom urinal? What the FUCK is so comical about that!
Larry: It was a back tooth Hank.
Larry: I don't know how you did it
Firefly
Jayne: Don't see much point getting involved in other people's troubles without an up-front price negotiation.
Zoë: As I said, no-one's forcing you to go. This job is purely speculative.
Jayne: Good. Don't know these people, don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.
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| #82 |
8-19-2005 @ 12:18:53 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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A couple of quotes from Napoleon Dynamite:
"You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff. "
"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore."
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| #83 |
12-07-2005 @ 06:08:14 PM |
| Posted By : 427 Vette |
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From Coming to America:
Prince Akeem: Sir, I was wondering, did you catch the professional football contest on television last night?
Cleo McDowell: No, I didn't.
Prince Akeem: Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. The Giants triumphed by kicking a pigskin ball through a big "H". A most ripping victory.
Cleo McDowell: Son... I'm just going to tell you this one time. If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
Akeem: "When you think of garbage, think of Akeem".
Soul Glo Commercial: Just let your Soooooooooooul Glow!
That movie is a comedy classic, some of Eddie Murphy's best work.
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| #85 |
2-23-2006 @ 11:02:10 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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#81, Speaking of Firefly, I really liked this exchange from Serenity:
Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Mal (Over the intercom): This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence... and then explode.
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| #86 |
2-23-2006 @ 11:19:55 PM |
| Posted By : Subourbon187 |
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Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?
Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Also, First man at auto shop: Here's where the infant's head went through the wind-shield. Three points.
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| #87 |
2-23-2006 @ 11:39:59 PM |
| Posted By : solid_snake |
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you can't quote motherfucking fight club without "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
e: I <3 fight club
[Edited by solid_snake on 2-23-2006 @ 11:40:48 PM]
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| #88 |
2-23-2006 @ 11:51:45 PM |
| Posted By : Subourbon187 |
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It is among the most profound and truly awesome movies of the last century.
Hey Raymond, your folks are gonna have to go down to Dr. So and so for your dental records. Wanna know why? Cause there'll be nothing left of your face!
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| #89 |
2-24-2006 @ 02:36:43 PM |
| Posted By : zoomzoom |
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Can I ask you a question?
Um, yeah?
Why do you smoke pot?
Um, for something to do...
The Perfect Score....... Suck Ass Test
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| #90 |
3-11-2006 @ 10:31:31 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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Great moment from Sin City:
*Jackie-boy is taking a leak, and Dwight sneaks up behind him and puts a straight razor to his face.*
Dwight: Hi. I'm Shelley's new boyfriend, and I'm out of my mind. If you talk to her again or so much as think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.
Jackie-boy: You're making a big mistake, man. A big mistake.
Dwight: You made a big mistake, yourself. You forgot to flush.
*Dwight shoves Jackie-boy's head into the toilet*
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| #93 |
5-09-2006 @ 08:34:22 PM |
Posted By : DiRF  |
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War of the Worlds
From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate, and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.
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It was a decent movie... but the best parts HAD to be Morgan Freeman's narration, and the burning train. ...and I like the message that humankind has EARNED the right to exist on this Earth :)
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| #94 |
5-09-2006 @ 09:37:37 PM |
| Posted By : stang392 |
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Smokey and the Bandit
Buford T. Justice: There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
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| #96 |
5-16-2006 @ 03:18:16 PM |
| Posted By : DiRF |
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Awakenings *Spoilers*
The summer was extraordinary. A season of rebirth for 15 patients, and for us, the caretakers. Now we have to adjust to the realities of miracles. We can hide behind the veil of science, and say it was the drug that failed, or the illness itself has returned, or that the patients were unable to cope with losing decades of their lives.
The reality is that we don't know what went wrong any more than we know what went right. What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, another awakening took place... that the human spirit is more powerful than any drug... and that is what needs to be nourished... with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter. This is what we'd forgotten... the simplest things.
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His gaze, from staring through the bars,
has grown so weary that it can take in nothing more.
For him it is as though there were a thousand bars,
and behind the thousand bars, no world.
As he paces in cramped circles, over and over,
his powerful strides
are like a ritual dance
around a center where a great will stands paralyzed.
At times the curtains of the eye
lift without a sound and a shape enters,
slips through the tightened silence of the shoulders,
reaches the heart, and dies.
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| #97 |
6-12-2006 @ 10:55:06 PM |
| Posted By : solid_snake |
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Extras
Patrick Stewart: I will "Make It So."
Patrick Stewart: You've seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation?"
Andy Millman: I haven't, no.
Patrick Stewart: Why? Your wife won't let you have it on?
Andy Millman: I'm not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy Millman: I haven't got a girlfriend either. I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never watched "Star Trek?"
Andy Millman: No.
Patrick Stewart: Good Lord.
Kate Winslet: Put your Willy Wonka between my Oopma Loompa's
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