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| #121 |
6-30-2002 @ 11:58:19 PM |
| Posted By : Jurrell |
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or a lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying, funny song
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| #122 |
6-30-2002 @ 11:58:39 PM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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#119--then you could play "Novacane" during the race....that song kicks ass.
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| #123 |
6-30-2002 @ 11:59:37 PM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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I always like Aaron Tippens "Kiss This" the last line of the song is "YOu can kiss this goodbye! with a woman saying "see ya" real quietly in the fade out, that's the part you want playing just as the light goes to green. OH, and in the video for it, he's driving a jet black 69' Camaro, too cool
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| #125 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:00:35 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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Yeah, that would be oddly poetic for the situation.
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| #126 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:00:58 AM |
| Posted By : CRXtrackguy |
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Some Other Lyrics:
Dear Chasey Lain-
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
You've had a lot of dick (had a lot of dick)
I've had a lot of time (had a lot of time)
You've had a lot of dick, Chasey,
but you ain't had mine.
Dear Chasey Lain-
I wrote to complain,
you never wrote me back
How could I ever eat your ass
when you treat your biggest fan like that?
(chorus)
Dear Chasey Lain-
I wrote to constrain,
this letter is my last
as your biggest fan,
I must demand you let me eat your ass
(chorus)
P.S.-
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey,
Chasey, this is my Mom and Dad.
NOW SHOW EM THOSE TITTIES!
Would you fuck me for blow?
that's basically the song.
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| #127 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:01:29 AM |
| Posted By : Jurrell |
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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme all that I desire!
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| #128 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:03:09 AM |
| Posted By : cams116 |
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The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all day long.
Now theres some song writting tallent.
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| #129 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:03:12 AM |
| Posted By : Jurrell |
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More lyrics
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
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| #130 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:03:17 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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THAT WHICH I desire. ;)
Ah, how fondly I remember that song. (post #81).
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| #131 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:03:33 AM |
| Posted By : Jurrell |
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Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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| #132 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:03:41 AM |
| Posted By : CRXtrackguy |
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"Is this it" by the strokes is cool. actually, the strokes in general are cool.
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| #134 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:04:18 AM |
| Posted By : Low-Tech Redneck |
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Guess it goes without saying I've got "Hot Rod Lincoln" on that tape too, that's the ultimate gearhead song
Gotta 4 barrel carb
And dual exhaust
With 4:11 gears
You can really get lost
Got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
Tires fair
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| #135 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:05:25 AM |
| Posted By : Jurrell |
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Nothing was said here
[Edited by Jurrell on 7-01-2002 @ 12:09:14 AM]
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| #136 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:06:06 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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Well, if he doesn't like it, he can just tell us what his favorite songs are. ;)
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| #137 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:08:16 AM |
| Posted By : Jurrell |
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"when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?"
Hahahaha
[Edited by Jurrell on 7-01-2002 @ 12:12:19 AM]
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| #138 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:08:21 AM |
| Posted By : CRXtrackguy |
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Jerry was a race car driver
he drove so goddamn fast
never did win no checkered flag
but he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
he'd say, "else I'm Number 1"
with a bosceba sticker on his 4-4-2
he'd light em up just for fun
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond Engine #3
I'd be a wealthy man if I had a dime
for everything that man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
strong as any man alive
stuck in his craw that they made him retire
at the age of 65.
Jerry was a race car driver,
22 years old
had a few too many cold beers one night
wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
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| #140 |
7-01-2002 @ 12:10:42 AM |
| Posted By : Skid |
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Ah, I always loved "Jerry was a Racecar Driver".
It's by Primus, Low tech
[Edited by Skid on 7-01-2002 @ 12:11:11 AM]
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